The Aardvark believes in the Eternal Verities; things like "1+1=2", and "A tiger is called a tiger because it LOOKS like a tiger.". But here's one that's REALLY important:
Never knock at Death's door...Ring the bell and RUN. He hates that!
Pithy, and useful knowledge, yes?
This design is printed in grey ink, on a stylish black t shirt -the better to run and hide in, my dear.
Thanks for stopping by, and-trust the Aardvark on this one-NEVER EVER pull the flaming fudgebag stunt at Death's door. It's not pretty, and you REALLY don't want Death holding a grudge...
This design is out of print - we still have plenty available, but not for long! Order now before they're gone!
